Lazy Mary, You Better Get Up, We Need the Sheets for the Table

 

Today is May 11th.

Today in 912, Alexander began his 13th month reign as the Emperor of the Byzantine Empire.  In 1833, after just over a month at sea, The Lady of the Lake hit an iceberg 250 miles of the coast of Newfoundland and sank.  Only fifteen of the estimated 275 people aboard survived.

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This is not The Lady of the Lake, but a stock photo of a sinking ship by Norma Cornes. A tiny bit I want to take her name. That’s a great name.

Anne of Bohemia was born today in 1366. Ballerina Fanny Cerrito was born on 1817, as well as Detroit Tigers baseball player Charlie Gehringer, and let us not forget MTV VJ (wow, is that still a thing?) Martha Quinn, who has been keepin it real since 1959.  Sort of related, though he has nothing to do with May 11, my friends and I were talking the other day, and did you know Kurt Loder is 73???

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Fanny Cerrito, La fille de marbre, ballet de C. Pugni.

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Charlie Gehringer, 1937

Leo VI the Wise, Byzantine Emperor, died today in 912.  We’ve already covered his brother taking over if you have been paying attention.  John D. Rockerfeller Jr. died today in 1960.  As did mob boss Vincenzo Coloisomo, gunned down in Chicago in 1920.  Though officially an unsolved murder, it has apparently been suggested that Al Capone fired those fatal bullets.  Coincidentally, New York mob boss Joseph Bonanno died today in 2002, at the grand old age of 97.

With this information, plans for the weekend should include:

  1. pasta and/or breadsticks carbo-loading (but please not at the Olive Garden.  The Macaroni Grill is similarly blacklisted.  Actually, if you must pick between the two, go with Olive Garden.  There is something so unappetizing about the other name.
  2. twirling said pasta with a spoon and a fork and rolling your poor meatballs onto the floor, watching as, then said sad meatballs roll out the door
  3. watching Married to the Mob, a 1988 classic
  4. and finally listening to Mob Hits, volumes 1 & 2, preferably on cassette.  This one is my favorite.  Don’t translate it into English though, it’s much racier than its melody and frequent plays at Italian weddings would suggest.

 

Published by Guinevere Han Derpants

Writer. Not waving but drowning. Don't worry, help is probably on the way.

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