Remember when the world was going to end on May 21, 2011, and we could all max out our credit cards on jeans, and tell everyone you hate that you hate them to their face? Oh, and um, repent for your misdoings? Let’s all do more of that today, and not worry about tomorrow.
Today is the birthday of Alexander Pope, Henri Rousseau, Fats Waller, Robert Creeley, and the Notorious B.I.G. Also modernist architect Marcel Breuer. You know all those concrete buildings that look like Eggo waffles? You can thank him for those. Computer scientist Sandy Douglas was born today in 1921. He programmed the one of the digital graphical video game OXO. Even better, he programmed it on this monstrosity:
The Electronic Delay Storage Automatic Calculator in 1948
Today is also the birthdate of French engineer Gaspard-Gustave-Gustave de Coriolis. He was the first to describe the transfer of energy by force “work.” 7th-grade physics coming back to you? He published an 1829 textbook called Calcul d’effet des Machines. His work is also noted for his descriptions of what has come to be known as the Coriolis effect. You know how the earth keeps spinning and spinning and you stay on it speeding towards death no matter how much you wish it not true? It’s kind of about that.
Clara Barton established the American Red Cross today in 1881. Who remembers what I taught you about saving lives on Saturday.
Coke or Pepsi: Coke
Tabloid of choice: O.K.
Homework: sentence diagrams
Today you might get hit with a ______________.
a. raindrop b. finance charge c. brick
Most likely c (today is about work)
Today you will also attempt to start reading a great work of literature, but give up because it is too confusing and difficult.