In honor of Queen of Victoria’s birthday, May 24, 1819, today’s post is solely dedicated to all of the ways in which living in Victorian England was deadly.
Death by steamboat
We will start with Canadian Victorians and then cross the ocean. First of all did you know there is a Thames river in Ontario? The steamer Victoria capsized in the Thames River today in 1881, the Queen’s 62nd birthday, killing almost 200 people.
If the bovine TB in unpasteurized milk didn’t make you ill, the fix to make it safer might. That fix was good old boric acid. Apparently Mrs. Beetons was Book of Household Management advised that treating milk with boric acid was a good way to purify it and rid the milk of any sour taste. Wise words if you know your goal is also to clear out your insides of those pesky organs.
If the milk didn’t scrub and liquify your insides, the bread should do the job. Flour was often cut with alum, a compound now most often found in detergents.
Modern Day equivalent: where to start? Popcorn lung? How about potassium bromate bread? The virtual non-difference between natural and synthetic additives?
Scheele Green wall paper The bright pigments of Victorian wallpaper were often, it turns out, quite poisonous, particularly this popular shade of emerald green, which was made with arsenic-laced paint. As you can imagine, arsenic vapors are toxic, and easily metabolized. Green wallpaper probably killed Napoleon. Also arsenic candles don’t sound great.
Death by Electric Tablecloth
All numbers of ill-advised electric products sold and used before electrocution was well understood.
Modern day equivalence: video game addiction?
Ok, let’s wrap this up. Fortune today: Overall, things look bright. But none of us are getting out of here alive. We are overdue for a superbug.